The Associated Press reports that “Lucy” aka Australopithecus afarensis will be making a six-year, multi-city tour beginning September 2007.

“Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.”

“Faster than a speeding bullet...more powerful than a locomotive…able to leap tall buildings in a single bound… yes, these are some of Chuck Norris’ warm-up exercises.”

BBC News reported today that Cambridge University in England has launched a new website containing a comprehensive library

“I know that you here are in the front line trench against powerful forces of darkness,” encouraged the speaker on the creation-evolution debate. “I salute you. I sympathize with you. Fight the good fight.”

Brian Rohrbough deserved to make a statement about the recent school shootings in Bailey, Colorado and at the Amish schoolhouse in Pennsylvania. Brian’s 15-year-old son, Dan, was gunned down at Columbine High School in 1999.